Chuck Norris Jokes

Hello everyone, this is my first post on this site. I’m presenting myself before the forum today to ask for help. Recently I found myself in an ongoing Chuck Norris joke battle with my coworkers in the lab. I was hoping the forum might have some fresh material.

Ex: Did you know Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands.
The color pink only exists because Chuck Norris is color blind.